Tall Dark Rich Coffee Tee – Funny Heavyweight Graphic Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Looking for a tall, dark, and rich partner? Sorry to disappoint—it’s coffee. The Tall Dark Rich Coffee Tee is the ultimate wardrobe staple for caffeine addicts who like their humor as strong as their brew. Equal parts bold and comfortable, this heavyweight tee is made for those who don’t mess around with weak coffee or weak outfits.
Crafted from garment-dyed heavyweight cotton, it’s got that lived-in vintage feel right out of the bag. Durable enough for barista shifts and soft enough for lazy coffee shop hangs, this tee is basically the espresso shot your closet needed.
✨ Key Features:
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz garment-dyed fabric
✔ Relaxed, unisex fit with a vintage vibe
✔ Sturdy yet soft—built for everyday wear
✔ Printed to order, just for you
✔ Perfect gift for coffee lovers & espresso enthusiasts
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.