Happy Birthday Jesus Sorry Your Party's So Lame Crewneck
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Celebrate the holidays Michael Scott-style with the Happy Birthday Jesus, Sorry Your Party's So Lame Sweatshirt! 🎂🎄 Perfect for fans of The Office, this cozy sweatshirt is a tribute to that unforgettable Christmas party faux pas. Whether you’re throwing a holiday bash or just trying to survive the awkward family gatherings, this sweatshirt brings the laughs and the ultimate cringe-worthy charm.
Wear it proudly, because let’s face it—every holiday party could use a little Michael Scott-level awkwardness to really make it special!
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 8.0 oz.
- brand: gildan
- features air jet yarn for reduced pilling
- professionally printed by hand
- wash cold, hang dry
Graphic colors may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters. Graphic will also have a soft, worn look and will fade over time with washing.
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.