Uncle Lewis's Stogies Holiday Crewneck
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Need a little extra warmth this holiday season? Just ask Uncle Lewis! The Uncle Lewis's Stogies Holiday Crewneck is here to bring some smoky flair to your Christmas wardrobe, inspired by the man who knows how to light things up—literally. 🎄🔥
Perfect for fans of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this cozy crewneck is for anyone who’s ever had a family member set the tree (or, you know, a toupee) ablaze during the holidays. With every puff of holiday cheer (or cigar smoke), you'll feel just like Uncle Lewis—grumpy, but lovable, and always ready to make an entrance.
Warning: May cause spontaneous outbursts of "The Blessing!"
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 8.0 oz.
- brand: gildan
- features air jet yarn for reduced pilling
- professionally printed by hand
- wash cold, hang dry
Graphic colors may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters.
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.