My Cat Is My Therapist Socks – Funny Unisex Gym Socks for Cat Lovers
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING

HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
My Cat Is My Therapist Gym Socks 🐾🛋️
You’ve trauma-dumped. You’ve ugly cried. You’ve monologued about your ex, your boss, and your childhood in one sitting. And through it all? Your cat has listened (sort of). These socks celebrate the only therapist who accepts payment in treats, ignores your boundaries, and ends every session by walking across your laptop.
✨ Warm. Fuzzy. Emotionally unavailable—just like your cat.
Details:
- Unisex fit — one size fits most (women’s 6 to men’s 15)
- Wide ribbed, mid-calf length
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Made in the USA 🇺🇸
- Best worn with sneakers or roomy shoes
- Colors: Bleach White Cotton with Orange Nylon, Carolina Blue Cotton, and Denim Nylon accents
- Machine wash cold, line dry
Toe-tally perfect for anxious cat moms, emotional support animals (the furry kind), and anyone in need of a good laugh. Makes a thoughtful, funny gift for the therapy-loving, cat-cuddling human in your life.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.