Why Is The Carpet All Wet Todd? Holiday Crewneck
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
The holidays just wouldn’t be complete without a little festive chaos, and this “Why is the Carpet All Wet Todd?” Holiday Crewneck is your perfect tribute to one of the best Christmas meltdowns of all time. 🎄 Whether you’re fending off a Griswold-sized tree or just trying to keep your own holiday drama in check, this cozy crewneck has you covered.
Perfect for that one person in your life who’s always asking the real questions—like how did the carpet get wet?—even though they already know the answer involves Clark and his festive mishaps. Wear this, and you’ll be the MVP of the holiday season, no matter how wet the carpet gets!
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester, 8.0 oz.
- brand: gildan
- features air jet yarn for reduced pilling
- professionally printed by hand
- wash cold, hang dry
Graphic colors may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters.
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.