Don't Be An Assquatch Sweatshirt
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Ladies, we all know that one person who stomps around like they’re king of the forest—don’t be that Assquatch! This super-soft crewneck is your secret weapon against the cold and bad vibes. Whether you're out on a nature walk, running errands, or just chilling with friends, this sweatshirt will keep you cozy while making sure everyone knows you're all sass, no 'squatch. With a fit that’s as fabulous as you are, it's perfect for reminding the world that staying classy never goes out of style.
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- 52% cotton, 48% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz.
- brand: bella canvas
- remarkably soft, plush fabric
- professionally printed by hand
- wash cold, hang dry
Garment/graphic color(s) may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters.
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing. This item cannot be exchanged or returned. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.