Dead Tired Slippers
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Dead Tired Slippers – Fleece-Lined Comfort for the Chronically Exhausted
For the mornings when coffee isn’t enough and the couch is calling your name, slip into the ultimate expression of cozy chaos. These Dead Tired Slippers are soft, comfy, and made for those who are mentally out of office—whether you're crawling toward the coffee pot or avoiding responsibilities like a pro.
Made with a plush fleece upper (100% polyester) and durable black TPR sole, these unisex embroidered slippers are perfect for haunting the kitchen, creeping toward the coffee maker, or collapsing into the couch. Plus, they’re machine washable—because life’s too short for high-maintenance loungewear.
🖤 Details:
- Soft fleece upper for cloud-like comfort
- Durable black TPR sole for indoor/outdoor shuffle missions
- 100% Polyester
- Machine or hand washable
- Features embroidered artwork across both slippers
📏 Sizing:
- S: US Women’s 6–7 / US Men’s 5–6
- M: US Women’s 8–9 / US Men’s 7–8
- L: US Women’s 10–11 / US Men’s 9–10
If you’re in between sizes, we recommend sizing up!
☕ Perfect For:
- Those who run on caffeine and vibes
- Halloween season or year-round sarcasm
- Lounging, gifting, and avoiding adulthood
- Anyone who’s perpetually one yawn away from a nap
Get cozy, get comfy, and let the world know exactly where your energy levels stand—with zero explanation required.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.