My Cat Says You're Dumb Socks – Funny Unisex Gym Socks for Cat Owners
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING

HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
My Cat Says You're Dumb Gym Socks 🐱💬
To be fair, your cat thinks everyone is dumb—these socks just say the quiet part out loud. Perfect for cat moms who know their feline is judging the world one slow blink at a time. Whether you're sipping coffee while your cat knocks something off the counter on purpose, or silently side-eyeing the group chat, these socks are here to back you up—one passive-aggressive paw at a time.
✨ Purr-fectly snarky. Cozy as heck.
Details:
- Unisex fit — one size fits most (women’s 6 to men’s 15)
- Wide ribbed, mid-calf length
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Made in the USA 🇺🇸
- Best worn with sneakers or roomy shoes
- Colors: Crimson AL Cotton with Blue Teal Cotton and Libby Berry Nylon accents
- Machine wash cold, line dry
Toe-tally ideal for cat lovers with a sense of humor. Makes a hilarious gift for your favorite snarky friend (or yourself—because your cat already approves).
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.