My Love Language Is Reheated Coffee Sweatshirt – Funny Cozy Crewneck
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
My Love Language Is Reheated Coffee ☕
Cold mug, warm heart.
This sweatshirt speaks fluent acts of service and burnt tongue energy. Designed for the multitaskers, moms, bookworms, and WFH pros who know the ultimate romantic gesture is someone reheating your abandoned coffee—without being asked.
Because sometimes love doesn’t show up in a vase... it shows up in 30-second microwave increments.
Pick your cozy:
- Sand (Gildan): 50% cotton, 50% polyester | 8.0 oz | Classic, comfy, coffee-stain-camouflaging
- Heather Dust (Bella Canvas): 52% cotton, 48% polyester fleece | 8.0 oz | Soft, modern, and slightly more lightweight
Both styles offer a relaxed, unisex fit and are screen printed by hand in California. Wash cold, hang dry, and sip responsibly (even if it’s the third reheat).
💛 Part of The Cozy AF Drop – a limited-edition launch available for 30 days only.
Disappears after August 31st. Get it while it’s hot—or risk lukewarm regret.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.