Tall Dark Rich Coffee Tee – Funny Lightweight Graphic T-Shirt
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Tall, dark, and rich. Nope, not your dream date—it’s your dream coffee. The Tall Dark Rich Coffee Tee is for caffeine lovers who know their true soulmate comes in a mug. Bold, funny, and oh-so-relatable, it’s the ultimate tee for coffee runs, latte dates, and anyone who’s not themselves until espresso.
Made from a super-soft lightweight cotton blend, this tee drapes effortlessly and feels like that perfect first sip—smooth, satisfying, and impossible to live without. Whether you’re a barista, a coffee shop regular, or just someone who loves their morning cup more than most people, this shirt is brewed just for you.
✨ Key Features:
✔ 52% cotton, 48% polyester
✔ Relaxed, unisex fit for all-day comfort
✔ Soft, lightweight fabric
✔ Printed to order, just for you
✔ Perfect gift for coffee lovers & café dwellers
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.