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Footnotes

Funny Socks That Speak for Themselves 🧦

Welcome to Footnotes—a collection of funny, unisex socks that say what you’re really thinking (so your mouth doesn’t have to). Whether you’re passive-aggressively padding through the kitchen, canceling plans with your ankles, or reading your emotional state loud and clear from the floor up… these socks do the talking.

Made in the USA and crafted for maximum comfort and comedy, each pair features bold phrases, cheeky messages, or sarcastic one-liners that turn your feet into conversation starters. They're the ultimate cozy statement piece for bookworms, pet parents, coffee lovers, and professional overthinkers.

Perfect for gifting or keeping all to yourself, these funny socks are a vibe—one-size-fits-most, and full of sole.

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  • Coffee Makes Me Poop Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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  • Easily Distracted By Books Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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  • Bookworm Vintage Rainbow Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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  • My Cat Says You're Dumb Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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  • My Cat Is My Therapist Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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  • My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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  • My Dog Is My Therapist Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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  • Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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  • Darn It All To Heck Socks

    Regular price $ 15.00 USD
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